Falsity News: BREAKING: Romeo Crennel Will Be Named Cleveland Browns Head Coach

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Troy Taormina-USA TODAY Sports

2015 was yet another losing season for the Cleveland Browns, as the Browns finished an abysmal 3-13. Reports surfaced as early as Sunday afternoon that HC Mike Pettine had been fired, along with GM Ray Farmer.

Well it looks as if the Browns have not tried very hard to get a new coach, as perennial loser Romeo Crennel will be hired to be the newest huge, embarrassing, failure for the Browns franchise. 

We asked Browns owner Jimmy Hazmat about why he hired Romeo Must Die. This is what he had to say......Actually we have a video statement from Hazmat

After his press conference, Browns owner Jimmy McGill was seen talking on an unplugged phone. He said things like "Help me Grandama Mabel I'm in big trouble" About five minutes later Grandma Mabel came in like a house of fire yelling at her granddaughter Jimmy. "Stop stealing my pills and Geritol! And where are my bath salts you little Cleveland Brown you!"

Of course it still remains a mystery why the Browns are always a bad team. I guess some day we'll get some answers. 

The preceding was a parody article for entertainment purposes only.