The Baltimore Orioles seemingly had a deal in place to acquire free agent OF Dexter Fowler. The supposed deal was never official, as Fowler signed a new deal with the Chicago Cubs.
According to Busted Olney, Fowler had a face to face meeting with Orioles Owner Peter Angelos, in which Angelos said several inappropriate things.
Some of the things that Angelos said were, that pancakes are better than waffles, that Jersey Shore was a better show than The Wire, that the Star Wars prequels were good movies, that human-beings and fish can co-exist, and that he'll (Angleos) vote for Donald Trump.
I guess it's easy to see why Fowler didn't want to sign with the Ravens. Speaking of the Ravens, apparently they're going to sign the 'Home of the Whopper' himself Trent Richardson. On his way to the Ravens facility, there was a clear road to get there, with a sign and everything, but Richardson instead went the opposite way on the fork which led straight to a brick wall.
In other Orioles news, they'll now turn their attention to trying to sign Justin Upton.
The preceding was a parody article for entertainment purposes only.