Falsity News: BREAKING: Tim Tebow To Workout For Los Angeles Rams

Joe Camporeale-USA TODAY Sports
Joe Camporeale-USA TODAY Sports

As the NFL free agency period draws nearer, the rumor-mill continues to heat up. One name that just never seems to be extinguished is surfacing again. Tim Tebow, that is.

Tebow will workout for the Los Angeles Rams, and should definitely become the starter. This is because the Rams have no quarterback. Napoleon Dynamite, er I mean Nick Foles isn't the answer, Case Keenum is a bum, so Tebow will no doubt be the Rams starting nickel-back.

The Rams will then sign Robert Griffin 3. The battle for the QB spot between Griffin and Tebow will be even more intensified, when the Rams trade their whole draft to either the Dallas Cowboys or Baltimore Ravens to draft future bust Jared Goff. Oh, if irony were made of white wine spritzers, we'd all be getting loaded now.

Another option for the Rammies when they trade up is to draft Ohio State RB Ezekiel Elliott to pair with Todd Gurley. The Rams would become the first NFL team in history to not have one pass attempt for the entire regular season. No matter what happens, this should be another entertaining 7-9 year for the Rams. I wonder what celebs we'll see at their games?  Hopefully one of those Kardashian things!

The preceding was a parody article for entertainment purposes only.