Falsity News: BREAKING: Lebron James To Return To Miami Heat In 2016-17

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Steve Mitchell-USA TODAY Sports

After returning to the Cleveland Cavaliers two years, Lebron James will once again become a free agent for the 2016-17 season. Apparently James already has plans on making another return.

According to Skip Gaylisp, James will indeed return to the Miami Heat. Cav's fans will take their un-burned jerseys and burn them again. Can I get a witness? Heat fans will take their burned Jame's jerseys and un-burn them in preparation of their eventual sweep-loss in the finals to the Golden State Warriors. 

James had this to say about his DECISION.....

"Yeah, I knew going back to Cleveland wasn't going to work. I just wanted that Skylar Gray chick to sing the coming home song about me and for the inbred Cleveland fans to un-burn my jersey's. I figure if I'm gonna get swept by the Warriors, I might as well be back in beautiful Miami as opposed to the cease-pool that is Cleveland"

James will be the first player in basket-hoops history to have complete creative control of his contract. Meaning James will have full control of his salary, other free agents to be brought in, and increasing hot dog prices.

James has already said he wants to keep Dwayne Wade, while also adding Carmelo Anthony and a robot named CP3 . Florida lawmakers are already in the process of trying to pass a bill to get special bathrooms just for robots. It's on you Marco Rubio!

The preceding was a parody article for entertainment purposes only.