Falsity News: BREAKING: Denver Broncos Sign QB Johnny Manziel

Denny Medley-USA TODAY Sports
Denny Medley-USA TODAY Sports

After the Cleveland Browns released Johnny Manziel everyone wondered who, if anyone would take a chance on the young woman.

Well the answer to that question has been answered to the question (say what?). Yes, the Denver Diaper Dispatcher reported that the Denver Broncos have signed Manziel to a one year contract worth up to $12 an hour. Bernie Sanders is furious, saying that the contract is not up to a 'livable wage'.

Anyways yo. The Broncos figured they would throw a celebratory party full of booze and moderately priced frozen pigs in a blanket (Or little hot dogs for you itchy types). Nothing could go wrong right? Well apparently Manziel had to much to drink and beat up John Elway. Elway then got up from the floor and gave Manziel a head butt.

Details for Manziel's Viewing and Funeral will be released later. Rest In Peace

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