There have already been two blockbuster trades in the 2016 NFL Draft. First with the Los Angeles Rams trading up for the Tennessee Titans #1 pick and later with the Philadelphia Eagles trading up for the Cleveland Browns #2 pick.
According to Pro Football Unfocused, the Browns have a deal in vice principal with the San Diego Chargers to move back up to the #3 pick. The Browns traded all the picks they received from the Eagles and Johnny Manziel's soul to the Biz-olts
The Browns will reportedly take Memphis QB Paxton Lynch with the pick. Here's what Browns GM Sashi Whatever his name had to say about it.
"We really wanted Carson Wentz at first, but now we're okay for settling on Lynch"
A reporter then asked the GM why he wouldn't just stay in the original #2 spot and just take Wentz there. To which he replied.
"Oh crap, oh crap. What have I done? It's like being in the Browns front office has killed all my brain cells"
The Browns are already looking at bringing in their 87th new regime.
The preceding was a parody article for entertainment purposes only.