Falsity News: BREAKING: Steph Curry Re-Injures Ankle, Will Miss Remainder Of Postseason

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Steph Curry had a performance for the ages, as he led the comeback for the Golden State Warriors to take a commanding 3-1 series lead over the Portland Trailblazers. 

The bad news for the Warriors is that Curry re-injured his ankle and will be out for the rest of the playoffs. Curry didn't injure the ankle in the actual game, but was assaulted leaving the locker room area.

Here is some exclusive video captured by TMG News right after the attack took place.

Although the attack was likely made by a one-armed man, the police seem to think actor Harrison Ford was responsible. Ford said "I didn't do it" to which Officer Tommy Lee Jones said "I don't care". Ford later fled only to be killed by his emo son who wished he could be Darth Vader. SPOILER ALERT.

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