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Falsity News: Roman Reigns Arrested In North Carolina For Using Men's Restroom

Roman Reigns has no doubt been one of the most controversial WWE superstars for the past few years. Although I'm sure he would rather bee booed by the fans that are supposed to love him as opposed to what just happened to him.

Reigns was a part of a WWE Snackdown taping in Charlotte Web's North Carolina. Reigns and some of the boys decided to go to the local book depository where they saw a lone shooter, but that's a story for another time. Anyway Reigns went into the men's restroom where celebrity Justin Bieber was. Bieber flipped out thinking that Reigns was a muscular woman with long hair and beard.

The local police came and arrested Bieber, convinced that Bieber was a woman. Reigns was also arrested for loitering in the men's bathroom while possibly looking like a woman. 

North Carolina Governor and awful human being Pat Mccrory had this to say "The law we passed is all about the safety of the children. Speaking of, have those sexy....er I mean well behaved alter-boys come for their special photo-op with me? Hopefully they got the memo that no parents are allowed for the shoot. But anyway I hope awful lawbreakers like Roman and Biebs are prosecuted to the full extent of the law!"

In other news, Reigns is finally over with WWE fans. No just kidding.

The preceding was a parody article for entertainment purposes only.   

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