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Falsity News: BREAKING: Brock Lesnar vs. CM Punk Confirmed For UFC 200

The internet just about broke yesterday when it was announced that Brock Lesnar will be returning to MMA action in UFC's 200th pay per view. Well, get ready for the internet to break again as CM Punk will be the man to take on Lesnar at the big event.

The two have previously fought at WWE's annual Summerfest, were Jeremy Piven (star of HBO's Entourage) was present. Piven being present at the event is completely useless information that has no purpose in this article.

Our very own reporter/whistle blower Edward Snowdenhands interviewed Punk earlier about his possible strategy against Lesnar. "I'm going to whine and cry like only I can. Maybe he'll be bored by my rantings and fall asleep. If that fails, then maybe he'll slip on my tears when he comes charging for me"

The current Vegas odds have CM Punk as an 800 Trillion point underdog. Our reporter Edward Snowdenhands was back at it again as he discovered and then told the world that UFC owner Dana White has placed a bet on Punk.

Presidential candidate and human embarrassment Donald Trump said that Snowdenhands should be hunted down and beaten like a pinata for being a traitor. When asked why Snowdenhands was a traitor Trump just started babbling about....eh who cares? 

The preceding was a parody article for entertainment purposes only.

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