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Falsity News: BREAKING: Roman Reigns Has Been Released From WWE

Roman Reigns has been one of the more controversial WWE stars in the past few years. The company, namely Vince McMahon has been trying desperately to get Reigns over as the next big babyface superstar Ala John Cena.

After dropping the his WWE Championship to Seth Rollins, who then dropped the title to Dean Ambrose, Reigns failed a wellness policy drug test and was immediately suspended for 30 days. After further consideration the WWE has decided to release Reigns.

 As part of Reigns suspension, he is being punished by being released from a bungee chord outside of WWE headquarters in Shamford Connectafour. Reigns has to wear a chicken suit while yelling "I'm not a good guy, I'm not a bad guy, I'm a suspended guy" Fans are welcome to come and throw tomatoes and rotten eggs at Reigns, while their stupid misbehaving brat kids cry their eyes out.

In other news, when Reigns comes back from suspension, the current plan is for him to be a dancing guy. Just think Brodus Clay, Disco Inferno, etc. Now Reigns will get over for sure. Am I right?

In other other news John Cena still sucks. The end.

The preceding was a parody article for entertainment purposes only.

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