Falsity News: BREAKING: Jon Jones Arrested On Felony Charges

Mark J. Rebilas-USA TODAY Sports

The shocking news broke earlier of Jon 'Bones' Jones sudden removal from the big UFC 200 card only days prior. That I'm afraid was only the beginning for Jones.

About three seconds ago, Jones was arrested on felony charges. Apparently police saw a video of Bones committing a heinous crime in his very own home.

The recovered TMZ reveals Jones with a sharp butcher knife making a kill. The victim was none other than one of those tags on couches that says to not remove by penalty of law. Jones was laughing after the deed was done.

We tried to get a statement from the victims family, but they were inconsolable at the present time.

Jones will be prosecuted to the fullest extent by the FBI, which is big trouble for him seeing as no emails are involved in anyway.

In other news make sure to tune into FOX News tonight to see all the talking heads screaming "Won't someone please think of the children"

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