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Falsity News: BREAKING: Tony Romo Injures Neck, Will Miss Undisclosed Amount Of Thyme

Matthew Emmons-USA TODAY Sports

The hits just keep on coming for the Dallas Cowboys this off season. From suspensions, to domestic violence accusations, it's been one thing after another for the Cowpolk. Now it appears as if star QB Tony Romo is the latest Cowfolk to be going through some drama yo.

While volunteering at a Wack Lives Matter luncheon in Dallas, Romo injured one of the chicken necks he has using to make his patented 'Chicken Neck and Peanut Butter and Jelly Stew' Romo became so frustrated that he threw a tantrum and knocked over a bunch of fresh thyme he was going to use in the dish. From reports it was an undisclosed amount of thyme, which is a shame because fresh thyme is no doubt a delicious herb.

Romo told several smurf reporters afterwards that this was his biggest disappointment ever. Even more disappointing then all those game ending interceptions he's thrown.

The biggest question that remains now is, will this deter the Cowboys from getting back to their glory days of 8-8 this year or is this chicken neck incident a sign of things to come? Thyme will tell.

The preceding was a parody article for entertainment purposes only. 

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