Falsity News: BREAKING: Russell Westbrook Changes Mind, Won't Re-Sign With Thunder

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It was reported yesterday that Russell Westbrook had agreed to a deal in principle with the Oklahoma City Thunder for 3 years 85 million. 

Now it looks like that deal will be no more, as Westbrook has changed his mind. But why did this deal fall through? A new demand from Westbrook was more than the Thunder could take. Westbrook demanded that a new clause be put in the contract that states he must take 97% of all the Thunders shots.

Our reporter Maya Butreeks asked Westbrook why the 97%? Here's Westbrooks reply....

"I think that's a fair percentage. I mean I don't want to be a ball hog, which is why I came up with the 97%"

Westbrook's former teammate Kevin Durant ripped Westbrook for being selfish and only thinking of himself. However Deandre Jordan has applauded Westbrook's decision.

Some other demands that Westbrook has decided to add on include, a golden statue of himself, a private jet, a private limo, a $50 gift card to Applebees, and Season 4 of Dexter on DVD.

The preceding was a parody article for entertainment purposes only.