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Falsity News: BREAKING: Conor McGregor Set To Sign With WWE

Mark J. Rebilas-USA TODAY Sports

UFC superstar Conor McGregor has been very vocal recently about his distaste for WWE and it's wrestlers. The most recent attack coming against the can you can't see John Cena.

It looks as if McGregors comments might have all been part of a bigger plan, as reports from Dave Meltedcheese confirm that McGregor will soon sign a contract with WWE.

Vince McMahon claims there will be no special treatment for the little ginger, as he'll have to work his way up like everyone else. The company already has tentative plans of having McGregor feud with Zack Ryder, Heath Slater, and some guy from NXT.

Common logic would say that McGregor's WWE character would basically just be himself, but the geniuses at WWE plan to make McGregor a smiling babyface Russian arms dealer named "The Comrade"

In addition, as part of McGregors contract he must seek out CM Punk in UFC and make him cry. Not only that, but Punk must be dragged back to Titan Towers and forced to kiss Vinny Mac's feet. Then after that Punk must be frozen in carbonite and hanged on the wall. If none of this happens then McGregors contract will be null and void.

The preceding was a parody article for entertainment purposes only.

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