At first it seemed like the contract impasse between the San Diego Chargers and first round pick Joey Bosa would eventually work itself out. That is clearly not the case as this saga has become more strange by the day. The news came out yesteryear that the Chargers pulled their latest offer to Blowsa after he still decided to be a little crybaby female dog.
Instead of crying the blues, the Chargers have decided to do something about it, by arranging a sign and trade with the Dallas Cowboys. Cowboys owner Jerry Jones has this to say....
"I'm very excited that we were able to work this deal out with the phone chargers. We here in Dallas love acquiring talented players who are also head-cases. It's very exciting for us. What's not exciting though is they got the guy who played Shooter McGavin in Happy Gilmore to play me in the show Ballers. I was able to play myself in Entourage, but not Ballers? Really lame dude"
In exchange for Bosa, the Chargers will receive Randy Gregory, Kellen Clemens, and a shampoo and conditioner 11th round draft pick in 2032 (They'll probably have an 11th round by then). Looks like the Chargers made out like bandits on this one.
The preceding was a parody article for entertainment purposes only.