The much anticipated NBA Finals match-up between the Cleveland Cavaliers and Golden State Warriors is finally upon us. Will Lebron James win his third title and finally bring a championship back to Cleveland? Or will Steph Curry and the Warriors blaze their way to a hard earned championship?
It seems like things may have taken a crazy turn even before Game 1. Earlier in practice today, King James pulled his hamstring, yes James pulled the string off of the ham that was given to him as a gift.
The ham was presented to James by Bob Saget (a Warriors fan). Right after James pulled the hamstring off of the ham, Saget broke into an evil laugh. Saget told James that the ham was cursed by Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen. Yes, the disgustingly cute twins from Full House are really witches, not just that, but they're really just one person too.
James laughed off Saget's crazy claims and proceeded to walk away, not noticing a banana peel on the floor. James slipped on the peel and knocked into J.R. Smith who was holding a chocolate cake for some reason, the cake flew in the air and crashed right on Saget's head while he was walking away. Saget screamed in rage "Oh my god. There's poop everywhere! There's poop all over my face and the court! Look! There's poop on the backboard! How is there poop on the backboard!?" Saget didn't really say poop, but we got to keep it PG.
In other news King James has agreed to appear on the new show 'Full House: In Outer Space. James will travel on a Houston Rocket with Tom Hanks and Lieutenant Dan to begin filming right after Game 3 of the NBA Finals. As they say in pretentious student films.....FIN
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