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Falsity News: BREAKING: Adrian Peterson Arrested Early Sunday A.M

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Hannah Foslien/Getty Images

It seemed like the drama between Adrian Peterson and the Minnesota Vikings had finally ended, when Peterson finally reported to Vikings camp. Well the honeymoon will surely be short lived after the latest incident.

Peterson was arrested early on Sunday A.M. for undisclosed reasons. Luckily our very own Jack B. Nimble was on the scene (he's known to be quick). Peterson was originally stopped for having a brake light out, but chaos ensued shortly after.

The officer was in the process of writing the ticket, when Peterson told him who he was. The officer felt as if Peterson was trying to bribe him, so he forced Peterson to put on a chicken suit while singing 'It's raining men' and to beat himself with a switch. Peterson reluctantly agreed to terms as he said "Well worth it to get out of a $78 ticket". Peterson did everything mentioned above and after it was over the officer poured an entire bottle of yellow mustard over Peterson. The officer then reached for his face to remove the mask he was wearing. The officer was none other than Aaron Rodgers as he excitingly said "Take that you man loving, child beating chicken! Go Pack go!"

The preceding was a parody article for entertainment purposes only.


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