Floyd Mayweather is not one to shy away from controversy. Mayweather was outspoken when it came to the topic of Caitlyn Jenner (Formerly Bruce Jenner). Mayweather said that Jenner was just a "Confused freak and not a real man". Jenner heard the comments and was none to pleased.
Jenner ran into Mayweather on some street in Hollyweird, California. The two got involved in a very intense shouting match. Unfortunately, we have no video of the incident, but our very own Bubba Gump (He like shrimp and Jennay) was on the scene (Very convenient for the sake of this story right?) Anyway Mr. Big Gums has a very detailed explanation of went down.
Jenner walked up to Mayweather and said "I heard you've been talking poop motherlover!" (This is a PG blog folks). Mayweather responded by saying "Oh look its the freak, you better chill man, or woman. Whatever you is". Jenner shoved Mayweather which caused Mayweather to punch Jenner. The Kardashians came swooping in and jumped on top of Mayweather and gained control of him. Mayweather screamed "Get these fudging ferrets off of me!" With Floyd restrained Jenner got up and knocked him out with a punch. Jenner stood over Floyd looking all cool as the camera zoomed in for a close-up, as she said "You like to beat up women? How does it feel to get beat up by a woman, female dog!" (Yeah, that's the B word)
It's official, Caitlyn Jenner is now the coolest person in the world.
In other news Mayweather has retired from being a douchey woman beating cretin. Justin Bieber is currently writing a song about it.
The preceding was a parody article for entertainment purposes only.