Falsity News: BREAKING: Lebron James Is Leaving Cleveland Once Again

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Ken Blaze-USA TODAY Sports

It seems like only yesterday when we heard those famous words from Lebron James 'Decision'. In case you forgot it went a little something like this "I'm taking my talents to South Beach". Well it looks like we'll be getting the sequel in 2015, because James has decided to leave Cleveland.

According to a very unreliable source who's also addicted to caffeine pills like Jessie from 'Saved By The Bell', lives in his mothers basement and runs an illegal pyramid scheme for sissy activists of some sort, other than that he's a nice guy. Anyway this scumbag of a source who still owes me 20 bucks for that hobo fight we watched the other night has informed me that James was unhappy about losing in the finals to the Golden State Warriors. James will be leaving Cleveland according to dirtbag degenerate gambler source of mine.

Yes, James and his family will be leaving Cleveland to go on a wonderful summer vacation. James and his family will visit the brand new "Children Of The Corn" Theme Park (for the kids of course). Anyway James will return to Cleveland and play out the last year of his contract, but where will he go next? Make sure to vote in the poll below, in the meantime I'm going to try to sell an authentic Rolex Watch that my source gave me, I'm sure nothing will go wrong.

The preceding was a parody article for entertainment purposes only.