Albert Pujols has been a major hot streak recently for the Los Angeles Angels. Pujols smacked his 21st home run of the season, last night against the Oakland Athletics. Unfortunately, the good times may be coming to an end.
Evidence has surfaced that Pujols has cheated and will indeed be suspended for 50 games. Yes, Pujols was caught cheating in the 'Angels In The Outfield' trivia game, that is ironically played by the Angels players. Pujols was caught by teammate Mike Trout, because nobody else on this team is important enough to be mentioned. Anyway's, Pujols was caught cheating during the trivia, as he was a little to obvious in checking his phone.
Pujols had this to say..
"I can't believe it man. I've always worked hard at that trivia. I'm telling you it's all a misunderstanding. I was merely checking my e-mails to see if my Power Ranger box set had come in the mail. I like the Pink Ranger the best. That's my story and I'm sticking to it. Anyway how am I getting suspended for 50 games for Angels In The Outfield Trivia? How is there enough material to even necessitate 50 games of that anyway?"
Some very strong words by Alfred Pujols indeed. In the words of Coach Danny Glover "I'm to old for this snizzity-snappity-soooo"
The preceding was a poorly written unfunny parody article for entertainment purposes only. May your brain-cells be at peace.