Falsity News: BREAKING: Dez Bryant Signs Record Breaking Contract With Cowboys

Jeff Hanisch-USA TODAY Sports
Jeff Hanisch-USA TODAY Sports

Dez Bryant has been one of the most productive receivers for the Dallas Cowboys since the great Michael Irvin laced up his cleats. Bryant is going into his contract year and was very vocal about his displeasure of not yet receiving a new lucrative contract. 

Well it looks like Bryant will be getting a huge contract anyhow, but not from the Cowboys of the NFL, but instead from the YMCA Cowboys.

For anyone who doesn't know who the YMCA Cowboys are, well then you suck. No, I'm just kidding about that (or am I?). Anyhow the YMCA Cowboys are a bunch of dudes who go around and dress like Cowboys while performing the famous Village People song 'YMCA'. They only perform the song YMCA because they say all the other Village People songs are hella lame. The Cowboys will go around and perform at retirement homes, birthday parties, and meth labs. 

Bryant signed a three contract worth $52, which is by far the highest paid contract in YMCA Cowboys history. For anyone not familiar with the song YMCA, then take a gander at the video below.

The preceding was a parody article for entertainment purposes only.