Floyd Mayweather and Manny Pacquiao finally had their match anticipated match on May 2nd of this year. Mayweather won by unanimous decision in what many boxing critics called a very underwhelming fight.
Of course you could very well blame Pacman's shoulder injury or Mayweather's boring boxing style. Either way the two have decided to knock boots again, I mean knock gloves.
Details of the fight are still being worked out. We do know however that both fighters will be payed infinity billion dollars. The fight will take place at the MSG Casino in Lost Vegas on Smarch 31st 2089.
Vegas odds are currently at over/under 10 million for amount of people who will fall asleep during the snoozer of a rematch. Although, if the second fight is well received, a third match between May and Pac will take place, but that one will be a steel cage death match pillow fight arm wrestling extravaganza. Be there! Be there! Be there!
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