An eight year old tape of Hulk Hogan surfaced, which had Hogan using the N word several times. Due to this, Hogan was fired from the WWE.
In an ironic twist, it appears as if Hogan has a tape of WWE owner Vince McMahon making a racist remark himself. Hogan gave the tape to our very own staff member Rod E. Piper.
WARNING: The following video contains use of the N word in a very awkward and uncool way. Proceed with caution.
After the tape surfaced, McMahon was immediately punched in the stomach, five times, five times, five times, five times, five times by Booker T. Unfortunately, John Cena was so shocked by the remarks that his head exploded. So, he's dead. The end.
The proceeding was a parody article for entertainment purposes only. No John Cena's were harmed.