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Parody News: BREAKING: Kevin Durant Tells Friends Where He'll Play In 2016

Chris Humphreys-USA TODAY Sports
Chris Humphreys-USA TODAY Sports

Kevin Durant will no doubt be at the top of the class, when it comes to 2016 NBA free agents. Durant will of course play for the Oklahoma City Thunder in 2015, but after that is anyone's guess.

Luckily, we here at B'more Dan have ears everywhere. Our very own Harry Chest-Potter, overheard Durant telling friends where he'd be playing next year. Is it the LA Lakers? Washington Wizards? Miami Heat? It's none of those teams, because Durant wasn't talking about what NBA team he'd be playing for. No, he was talking about what Pro Hop Scotch team he would choose to play for. Durant was excited to tell friends that he would play for the Idaho Twice-Baked Potatoes in 2016.

After Durant spilled the beans, one of his 'friends' responded "We were on a break!" Yes, Durant told his Friends on TV, even though they're not really his friends and that they taped that show eleventy-two years ago. We would have more on the story, but apparently our reporter Harry Smoking-Dee-Potter was too distracted by Jennifer Aniston.

In other news, the Friends spin-off show 'Joey' will be rebooted this fall. Upon doing further research, I discovered that 'Joey' was originally on the air for 46 episodes! That piece of cow dung for 46 episodes!? That's it. I'm done. Shows over folks.

The proceeding was a parody article for entertainment purposes only.


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