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Parody News: BREAKING: Nikki Bella Is Pregnant

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Bryan Steffy/WireImage

Nikki Bella is the current WWE Divas champion. She's held the title for the second longest time in WWE history (at the time of this writing). Bella is also one of the stars of the hit reality show 'Total Divas' on the E network.

In addition to her many accomplishments, we'll now be able to add Mom to the list. Unfortunately, I have a major bombshell to drop on the situation, John Cena is NOT the father. I know what you must be asking yourselves. If Cena isn't the father, then who is? The answer is.....are you ready......maybe a little more.........just a little more.........Hornswoggle! Yes, Hornswoggle is the father. That's almost as bad as being the bastard son of Vince McMahon or being the anonymous Raw G.M. Luckily those things never happened, because that would have been lame, really lame.

Luckily again, this is just a silly parody article that is completely false. If Bella and Cena ever did have a baby however, what do you all think they should name the child. Below is a list of gender-friendly names to choose from. Which name is best for business? 




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