Alex Rodriguez is no stranger to controversy. A-Rod was suspended for the entire 2014 MLB season for past use of performance enhancing drugs. The 211 game suspension handed out by then Commissioner Bud Selig, was by far the highest amount of games in history.
Well, it appears as if the black fluffy cloud continues to follow A-Rod. Our reporter Josey Canseco broke the story earlier this millennium that A-Rod tested positive for taking female hormones. A-Rod took said hormones to help his play in the Sissy Slapball league he takes part in on the side.
For anyone not familiar with the game 'Sissy Slapball' it's actually quite simple. Two opposing teams compete to slap baseballs out of the other teams hands. Whoever get's the most wins. A-Rod has always had skills in this game as you can see in the video below.
That's some skill there, as you can clearly see. I'd even give him a few extra points for slapping the ball out from a white dude with cornrows.
It's a shame A-Rod can't stop cheating no matter what game he plays. I guess some people never learn. Perhaps one day he'll finally accept the big Cookie Monster in the sky into his fart and heart. Praise Cookie Monster!
The preceding was a parody article for entertainment purposes only.