Falsity News: BREAKING: Ronda Rousey Tests Positive, Will Be Suspended Indefinitely

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Ronda Rousey continues to be the Queen Of The Mountain in UFC, after a dominating performance against Bethe Correia at UFC 190.

It looks like things may be taking a turn for the worse unfortunately. Rousey has apparently tested positive and will be suspended from the UFC. Yes, Rousey will be suspended from the United Farting Confederation. Earlier this A.M. of the morning, Rousey tested positive for the dreaded Guatemalan insanity peppers. The peppers are illegal in the U.S. and part of the banned substance list of the UFC.

The suspension couldn't have come at worse time for Rousey's team, the Gastronauts as they were preparing to take on the Sharters for the UFC championship of the WORLD. The Championship game will be held as always at the world famous Chili Bowl in Portajohnland, Oregon. .

The Chili Bowl will still be a big extravaganza despite no Rousey. It's quite the coincidence that Rousey is a part of another organization with the same acronym as Ultimate Fighting Championship. Ain't that a kick in the head? 

In other more exciting news, Rosie O'Donnell has just been signed to toot the National Anthem at the Chili Bowl. That's it for now, smell ya later (literally).

The preceding was a parody article for entertainment purposes only.