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Parody News: BREAKING: Manny Pacquiao Claims He Was Bribed To Lose Mayweather Fight

Mark J. Rebilas-USA TODAY Sports
Mark J. Rebilas-USA TODAY Sports

The big fight between Floyd Mayweather and Manny Pacquiao is long since history. Mayweather won the bout by unanimous decision, in what many fans and pundits described as a very underwhelming fight. 

Well, the bones on this dead, smelly, crappy, boring,stink-fest of a fight are being dug up again. According to our reporter Kent Brockman, Pacquiao confessed that he was bribed to throw the fight against Mayweather. Pacquiao claims he accepted a bribe of $50 from Justin Bieber to not only lose the fight, but to make it incredibly boring.

We later asked Bieber about the allegations and this is what he had to say.....

"Yeah, I paid off Pacman, big deal. I'm Justin Bieber, and I do what I want!"

We then asked Bieber why he told Manny to make the fight so boring....

"To make all the people mad and irritated of course. It was my plan all along, why else did you think this fight didn't happen for five years idiot? By building up the anticipation, that only makes things more disappointing for the consumer. The consumers are all fools, sheep, haha. Now, I have all of their money and their souls. You see, I Justin Bieber am the devil. Hahahahahahahahahaha! By the way, do you validate parking?"

Wow. What a revelation. Guess, it all makes sense of you think about it. I for one welcome our new lord and master Justin Bieber. All hail Bieber!

The preceding was a parody article for entertainment purposes only. As much as we may think that Bieber is the devil, he's just an annoying teeny bob pop singer. There's always someone or someone's like him around. New Kids On The Block, Vanilla Ice, Backstreet Boys, just to name a few. Thanks for reading and make sure to share with all of your friends.


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