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Falsity News: BREAKING: Sidney Crosby Has Been Charged With Murder

Jerome Miron-USA TODAY Sports
Jerome Miron-USA TODAY Sports

Pittsburgh Penguins superstar, Sidney Crosby is a Stanley Cup Champion and an Olympic Gold Medalist. Crosby has always been known as a stand-up guy and classy player. That's why it came as a shock when Crosby was charged for murder earlier today.

Yes, Crosby was charged for murder in the production 'Lizzie Borden'. The play was produced by the Pittsburgh Gay and Thespian Alliance. For some bizarre reason they had the idea to get Crosby to play the part of Lizzie Borden. For those that don't know Lizzie Borden was a stupid little girl that somehow got away with killing her parents in 1892. If only Facebook were around back. People have moaned and cried so much aboot it, that Borden would no doubt have been convicted.

Anyways, after Crosby's teammates saw him in the dress and blonde wig, they beat him senseless. The wig and dress will both make a full recovery. That is all.

The preceding was a parody article for entertainment purposes only.

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