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Falsity News: BREAKING: New Report Shows Floyd Mayweather Has Been Cheating For Years

Jayne Kamin-Oncea-USA TODAY Sports
Jayne Kamin-Oncea-USA TODAY Sports

A report came out recently that Floyd Mayweather took an injection of saline and vitamins the day before his big fight against Manny Pacquiao. It sounds harmless enough, but it's banned under World Anti-Doping Agency guidelines. This report couldn't have come out at a worse time for Mayweather seeing as he's preparing for what should be another lame and boring fight, this time against Andre Berto.

A new report just came out today, that Mayweather has been cheating for years. Floyd's best friend and life partner Justin Bieber says Floyd always cheats at games they play when Bieber sleeps over. Bieber claims Mayweather always cheats at pool, chess and Mall Madness. For anyone who doesn't know what Mall Madness is, then check out this video....

Like the commercial says Mayweather was born to shop. Unfortunately he was born to cheat to. There are also rumors of Mayweather being the mastermind behind Deflategate, Enron, Florida's missing votes for the Gore/Bush election in 2000, and for Jake Lloyd getting the part of young Anakin Skywalker in Star Wars Episode 1. I think we can all agree the Jake Lloyd one is the worst. 

Anyways, Mayweather will be stripped of all titles and sent to prison in Abu Dhabi (like Nermal) all for the Star Wars thing. We're still waiting to hear about punishments for the other stuff.

The preceding was a parody article for entertainment purposes only.


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