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Falsity News: BREAKING: John Cena And Nikki Bella To Get Married On Total Divas

John Cena and Nikki Bella have been dating for quite a while now. While their relationship is never mentioned on WWE programming, it's featured predominately on the reality show Total Divas. 

Well things are about to get more interesting. In a recent interview, Total Divas producer Mike Rotch revealed that there will be a wedding for Cena and Bella in a future episode. 

Cena has mentioned before that he doesn't want to get married anytime soon, after just recently coming off of a divorce. Too bad for Cena that's he's contractually obligated. How is that you ask? Apparently the Total Divas people have incriminating photos of Cena. But isn't Cena a goody two-shoes? Not so much. It's rumored that the photos show Cena and his bosom buddy Daniel Bryan loitering at the Kwik-E-Mart under a sign that clearly says "No littering" Cena was apparently throwing his Slim Jim wrappers everywhere, making him a litterer and a loiterer (try saying that five times fast).

Of course what Cena doesn't know is that the photos were taken by Bella. Talk about a M. Night Shyamalan style twist. Of course that's not the twist either. Apparently Triple H was the mastermind behind the whole thing. Cena and Bella being married is best for business. This isn't the first time Trips has set up a big plan like this. I think we all remember how he had Rikishi run over Stone Cold Steve Austin. "I did it for da Rock". Is what Rikishi said. Here's what Triple H says.....

 The preceding was a parody article for entertainment purposes only.


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