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Falsity News: BREAKING: Johnny Manziel Arrested Early Sunday A.M, Playing Status Questionable

Danny Wild-USA TODAY Sports
Danny Wild-USA TODAY Sports

The drama never seems to end for Cleveland Browns QB Johnny Manziel. Manziel was arrested on Sunday around 2:30 A.M.  His status for the Browns Week 2 match up against the Tennessee Titans is up in the air.

Details of the arrest are still coming in, but our very own infested-gated reporter Erma Derp is gathering more information. The only details Derp could come up with involved a six-pack of Smirnoff Ice, an angry motorist, and a DVD entitled Care Bears: Friends Forever. 

In the meantime the Browns will likely start Cade McNown or whatever his name is. The Browns will then have QB tryouts on Monday. Some names that will be there are Scott Bakula, Keanu Reeves, and Dawson Creek Guy. The useless dead weight that calls himself the Browns GM had this to say "Those guys all played quarterbacks in movies. I've got below average great feeling about this" 

In other news the troglodytes that compose the Browns front office are currently coming up with a half-baked game plan for the first pick of the 2016 draft. There are currently a bunch of loud republicans demanding that the Browns be defunded immediately.

The preceding was a parody article for entertainment purposes only.  




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