Falsity News: BREAKING NEWS: Andrew Luck Has Been Ruled Out

Christopher Hanewinckel-USA TODAY Sports
Christopher Hanewinckel-USA TODAY Sports

Indianapolis Colts superstar QB Andrew Luck led an amazing comeback last week to give the Colts their first win of the season. A 35-33 triumph over the Tennessee Titans. The Colts may have won the battle, but lost the war. Luck suffered a bad shoulder injury and his status for the Colts upcoming game against the Jacksonville Jaguars is up in the air.

Unfortunately, Luck has officially been ruled out. Luck and a few other Colts players were playing in a charity softball game to help raise money for children from paint thinner huffing families. Not only are these children born dumb, but most of their parents are voting for Donald Trump. Paint thinner is one hell of a drug.

Anyways it was the bottom of the ninth and the Colts were down 4-3 to the London Silly Nannies. Luck was sliding home for the tying run but was tagged out. Luck argued that he was safe, but umpire Enrico Palazzo said he was out. The end.

The preceding was a parody article for entertainment purposes only