Parody News: BREAKING: Cleveland Browns Have Released QB Johnny Manziel

Ken Blaze-USA TODAY Sports
Ken Blaze-USA TODAY Sports

Cleveland Browns second year QB Johnny Manziel has once again gotten himself in the headlines for all the wrong reasons.

Earlier today Manziel was pulled over while speeding. He got into an argument with his BAE (girlfriend) over which role Brad Pitt was hotter in. Manziel said Fight Club, while his honey said Interview With A Vampire. Manziel said "Ha, stupid chicks are always into lame vampires like those crappy Twlight flicks." Manziel then took a big swig of a Cosmopolitan that he was holding while driving for some odd reason. 

Manziel was also believed to have his women's head pressed up against the window, but seeing as he's an NFL player that will go by with a literal slap on the wrist by Roger Goodell, which will then lead to a year long suspension after people complain and call him an idiot on ESPN.

Anyway the Browns released Manziel after this horrifying incident. Some guy who works for the Browns issued a statement.

"We've come to terms on the release of Jimmy Manziel. And there goes another draft pick down the toilet. Oh well, we're used to that here"

Word is that the Dallas Cowboys will sign Manziel now. Upon hearing the news the ever so self-righteous Skip Bayless' head literally exploded. He won't be missed.

The preceding was a parody article for entertainment purposes only.