Falsity News: BREAKING: Kobe Bryant Arrested Last Night

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Geoff Burke-USA TODAY Sports

Kobe Bryant recently announced that the 2015 NBA season will be his last. Bryant will no doubt be a first ballot hall of famer. 2015 will basically serve as a goodbye tour seeing as this years Los Angeles Lakers squad isn't very good and definitely not a contender.

Unfortunately, the tour has gotten off to a rocky start. Bryant was arrested earlier by local authorities for losing to the 0-18 Philadelphia 76'ers the other night. Bryant is officially being charged with public embarrassment.

Bryant will be fined $25 and have to serve 35 years in prison. Bryant's playing status for the Laker's next game against the Atlanta Hawks is 'questionable'.

On a positive note, Bryant will be up for parole in 34 years and 364 days. 

On a negative note, Shaquille O'Neal will attempt to act again in 'Kazaam 2'. How he wasn't arrested after the first one for public embarrassment is anyone's guess. 

The preceding was a parody article for entertainment purposes only.