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Falsity News: BREAKING: Steve Smith Sr. Makes Big Announcement Regarding 2016

Evan Habeeb-USA TODAY Sports
Evan Habeeb-USA TODAY Sports

Steve Smith Sr. announced at the beginning of the year that 2015 would be his last year playing football. Unfortunately for Smith, his season was cut short with a torn ACL in the Baltimore Ravens Week 9 victory over the San Diego Chargers. Ever since then people have been wondering if Smith would stick to his word or give it one more year.

Smith has indeed made a huge decision regarding 2016. After much debate and much dots....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... Smith has decided, wait more dots..........................................................................Smith has decided that he will indeed return!

Yes Smith will return the Han Solo costume he bought and instead exchange it for a Kylo Ren costume. You see Smith will be going to see Star Wars: The Force Awakens sometime in 2016. Smith was originally supposed to dress up as the snarky Han Solo, but has instead decided to dress up as the new villain, Kylo Ren.

We asked Smith why he would make such a decision and why this is actually news? Smith said "Hey! You're the guy who keeps stealing my newspaper. If I catch you near my house again you're dead"

It will definitely be tough for me to sleep after my altercation with Smith, but luckily I have Stars Wars: Episode 2: Attack Of The Clones on DVD. That movie could put a bag of Heisenberg goodies to sleep. May the force be with you!

The preceding was a parody article for entertainment purposes only.


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